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With a body like this who needs hair?
With a body like this who needs hair?
With a body like this who needs hair?
With a body like this who needs hair?
With a body like this who needs hair?
With a body like this who needs hair?
With a body like this who needs hair?
With a body like this who needs hair?
With a body like this who needs hair?
With a body like this who needs hair?
With a body like this who needs hair?
With a body like this who needs hair?
With a body like this who needs hair?
With a body like this who needs hair?
With a body like this who needs hair?
With a body like this who needs hair?

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  • $39.99
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With a body like this who needs hair?

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Show off your playful side with our "With a Body Like This, Who Needs Hair?" t-shirt! This fun and humorous tee is perfect for those who love to embrace their confidence and sense of humor. Crafted from premium ring-spun cotton, it offers exceptional softness and comfort, making it an ideal choice for casual outings, family gatherings, or simply lounging at home.

Our t-shirt features a variety of fabric blends to suit your style. The Grey and Burgundy Heather options are made from a cozy 90% Cotton/10% Poly blend, while the Blue, Green, and Navy Heather styles are crafted from a durable 65% Cotton/35% Poly mix. Each option ensures a comfortable fit that retains its shape and feel, wash after wash.

Designed for convenience, this easy pull-on t-shirt is perfect for busy days. Simply machine wash it to keep it looking fresh and vibrant for your next adventure. With its bold design and relaxed fit, this tee is sure to become a go-to favorite, whether you’re out with friends or enjoying a laid-back day at home.

Proudly made in the USA and featuring high-quality imported materials, this shirt combines quality craftsmanship with a lighthearted message. It makes a fantastic gift for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and isn’t afraid to show off their confidence. Wear it with pride and let everyone know that confidence is what truly matters!

PREMIUM QUALITY: The classy hoodies for men are made from premium ring-Spun Cotton. The apparel hoodie, with its unique style, is very soft and comfortable, allowing you to wear it for as long as you want in the warm summer.

COMFORTABLE WEAR: The soft and lightweight hoodie is a perfect summer outfit with its breathable material. Wear the men’s hoodie as long as you want without getting irritated. This fashion hoodie is going to be your style partner for years to come.

PERFECT FOR ALL: The lightweight men’s hoodie is suitable for every casual occasion. Wear men’s hoodies while going to friends' get-togethers, shopping, outdoor sports, picnics, etc. These hoodies for men are available in every standard size. Choose your size carefully to have comfortable and perfectly fitting men’s hoodies.

MATERIALS
BLACK: 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester
RED: 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester
NAVY: 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester
GREEN: 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester
ROYAL: 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: For best results, machine wash cold with similar colors. Turn the shirt inside out and avoid using fabric softeners. Hang dry or use a dryer on a low setting, and do not iron directly on the graphic.

Your satisfaction is our priority!

Shipping Information:
We strive to ship all orders within 24-48 hours of receipt. Shipping times vary depending on your location, but most orders arrive within 3-7 business days.

Exchanges:
If you need a different size, style, or shirt of equal value, you can exchange your t-shirt within 30 days of receipt. Enjoy free exchanges, and we’ll provide a return shipping label for your convenience.

Returns:
If you prefer to return your t-shirt, you can do so within 30 days. However, you will need to pay for the return shipping costs.

Important:
Items that have been worn or washed cannot be refunded or exchanged. Please note that there will be a fee for returns unless you are exchanging.

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Customer Reviews

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Aiden B.
Funny and Soft

The humor is spot-on, and the shirt is super comfortable.

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Evelyn R.
Confidence Booster

As a bald woman, this shirt made me feel so empowered. Highly recommend!

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Wyatt N.
Fantastic Quality

This T-shirt feels premium and fits perfectly.

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Sofia J.
So Many Compliments

Everyone who sees this shirt loves it. It’s my favorite casual wear now!

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Jackson T.
Fun and Unique

The slogan makes me laugh every time. Great fit and fabric too.

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High Quality

Crafted with precision and passion, our shirts are made to elevate your wardrobe.

Made in USA

Proudly crafted in the USA, supporting local artisans and industrie.

Perfect Gift

With a wide range of designs catering to every interest our shirts make the perfect gift.

Why Simple Guy T-Shirts?

At Simple Guy T-Shirts, we believe that style should be effortless and authentic. Our mission is to provide you with high-quality, comfortable t-shirts that reflect your personality and values. Whether you’re looking to express your individuality, promote your brand, or commemorate a special occasion, we’re here to help you create something that truly resonates. With years of experience in the apparel industry, we utilize the latest printing techniques and premium materials to ensure your designs are vibrant, durable, and made to last. We take pride in offering a straightforward, user-friendly design process and exceptional customer support. From choosing the right fit to perfecting your design, we’re here to guide you every step of the way. At Simple Guy T-Shirts, customization is more than just a service—it’s our passion. We’re committed to helping you make a statement, whether it’s through minimalist designs, clever phrases, or personal touches. Thank you for choosing us to bring your vision to life. We can’t wait to see what you create!

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