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Show off your confidence and humor with our "With A Body Like This, Who Needs Hair?" t-shirt! Crafted from premium ring-spun cotton, this playful tee offers exceptional softness and comfort, making it perfect for casual outings, family gatherings, or just relaxing at home. The easy pull-on design makes it simple to wear, and the bold statement will definitely turn heads. Proudly made in the USA with high-quality imported materials, this shirt combines top-notch craftsmanship with a fun, confident message. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who loves to embrace their unique style and humor!

PREMIUM QUALITY: The classy t-shirts for men are made from premium ring-Spun Cotton. The apparel t-shirt, with its unique style, is very soft and comfortable, allowing you to wear it for as long as you want in the warm summer.

COMFORTABLE WEAR: The soft and lightweight shirt is a perfect summer outfit with its breathable material. Wear the men’s t-shirt as long as you want without getting irritated. This fashion t-shirt is going to be your style partner for years to come.

PERFECT FOR ALL: The lightweight men’s shirt is suitable for every casual occasion. Wear men’s t-shirts while going to friends' get-togethers, shopping, outdoor sports, picnics, etc. These shirts for men are available in every standard size. Choose your size carefully to have comfortable and perfectly fitting men’s shirts.

MATERIALS
BLACK: 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester
RED: 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester
NAVY: 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester
GREEN: 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester
ROYAL: 90% Cotton and 10% Polyester

WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: For best results, machine wash cold with similar colors. Turn the shirt inside out and avoid using fabric softeners. Hang dry or use a dryer on a low setting, and do not iron directly on the graphic.

Your satisfaction is our priority!

Shipping Information:
We strive to ship all orders within 24-48 hours of receipt. Shipping times vary depending on your location, but most orders arrive within 3-7 business days.

Exchanges:
If you need a different size, style, or shirt of equal value, you can exchange your t-shirt within 30 days of receipt. Enjoy free exchanges, and we’ll provide a return shipping label for your convenience.

Returns:
If you prefer to return your t-shirt, you can do so within 30 days. However, you will need to pay for the return shipping costs.

Important:
Items that have been worn or washed cannot be refunded or exchanged. Please note that there will be a fee for returns unless you are exchanging.

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Customer Reviews

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Savannah G.
Got So Many Laughs

Wore this shirt to an event, and it was an instant hit! Super comfy too.

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Julian B.
Makes a Statement

The perfect way to embrace and celebrate baldness with humor. Highly recommend!

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Aria R.
Excellent Purchase

Great fabric and the print quality is outstanding. I’m so happy with it!

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Riley K.
A Real Confidence Boost

This shirt makes me proud of my look. Love the fit and feel.

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Owen H.
Comfortable and Funny

Perfect blend of comfort and humor. Love the reactions I get while wearing it.

High Quality

Crafted with precision and passion, our shirts are made to elevate your wardrobe.

Made in USA

Proudly crafted in the USA, supporting local artisans and industrie.

Perfect Gift

With a wide range of designs catering to every interest our shirts make the perfect gift.

Why Simple Guy T-Shirts?

At Simple Guy T-Shirts, we believe that style should be effortless and authentic. Our mission is to provide you with high-quality, comfortable t-shirts that reflect your personality and values. Whether you’re looking to express your individuality, promote your brand, or commemorate a special occasion, we’re here to help you create something that truly resonates. With years of experience in the apparel industry, we utilize the latest printing techniques and premium materials to ensure your designs are vibrant, durable, and made to last. We take pride in offering a straightforward, user-friendly design process and exceptional customer support. From choosing the right fit to perfecting your design, we’re here to guide you every step of the way. At Simple Guy T-Shirts, customization is more than just a service—it’s our passion. We’re committed to helping you make a statement, whether it’s through minimalist designs, clever phrases, or personal touches. Thank you for choosing us to bring your vision to life. We can’t wait to see what you create!

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