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A Fun Shirt for Any Occasion

This shirt is perfect for any occasion! It’s comfy, fits well, and the design always makes me laugh.

So Soft and Funny

This shirt is so soft and funny! I love wearing it to casual events, and it always gets a great reaction.

Perfect for Casual Days

This shirt is perfect for casual days! It’s soft, fits great, and it’s always a conversation starter.

Comfortable and Hilarious

This shirt is perfect! It’s so comfortable, and the design always makes people laugh. I wear it all the time now!

Love This Shirt!

I love this shirt! It’s soft, fits well, and the design is so funny. It’s a great shirt for any occasion.

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Is it really made in the USA?

Yes! We are a family-owned business based in Queens, New York. You're welcome to come visit!

What materials do you use?

Almost all of our clothing is 100% high-grade cotton, but sometimes to achieve our heather look we need to use a little polyester.

Do you accept returns & exchanges?

Yes, we offer easy and simple returns / exchanges!

Will the print come off?

The print uses high-quality inks and dies that will not come off.

Do your clothes shrink?

Nope! They are true to size and will never shrink.

Fast Shipping

Get your order as soon as tommorrow!

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Easy Returns & Exchanges

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High Quality USA Made

We use the highest quality materials, and make it right in the USA.

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