Make a statement with the 'This Is Not a Drill' T-shirt! Made from premium ring-spun cotton, this comfy tee is perfect for casual outings or relaxing at home. A fun, urgent message that’s sure to spark conversations, it’s a great gift for anyone who loves humor with a twist!
Materials
We use the highest quality materials. Most of our clothing is 100% hand-spun cotton.
The Heather colorways include 40% polyester.
Wash & Care
WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: For best results, machine wash cold with similar colors. Turn the shirt inside out and avoid using fabric softeners. Hang dry or use a dryer on a low setting, and do not iron directly on the graphic.
Shipping & Returns
We offer free shipping on orders $49+. Our shipping is as fast as next-day delivery. As for returns, we accept returns and exchanges and make it simple for you, but we promise you'll never want to!
Yes! We are a family-owned business based in Queens, New York. You're welcome to come visit!
What materials do you use?
Almost all of our clothing is 100% high-grade cotton, but sometimes to achieve our heather look we need to use a little polyester.
Do you accept returns & exchanges?
Yes, we offer easy and simple returns / exchanges!
Will the print come off?
The print uses high-quality inks and dies that will not come off.
Do your clothes shrink?
Nope! They are true to size and will never shrink.
Olivia S.
"My favorite small business! I wear my necklaces 24/7, even in the ocean and at the gym and it's still perfect with zero tarnishing after months. Cute packaging and the owner is super responsive!"
Fast Shipping
Get your order as soon as tommorrow!
Giftable
The easiest gift to give.
Easy Returns & Exchanges
Need to return? We've got your back!
High Quality USA Made
We use the highest quality materials, and make it right in the USA.
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