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Funny and Soft

The humor is spot-on, and the shirt is super comfortable.

Confidence Booster

As a bald woman, this shirt made me feel so empowered. Highly recommend!

Fantastic Quality

This T-shirt feels premium and fits perfectly.

So Many Compliments

Everyone who sees this shirt loves it. It’s my favorite casual wear now!

Fun and Unique

The slogan makes me laugh every time. Great fit and fabric too.

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Is it really made in the USA?

Yes! We are a family-owned business based in Queens, New York. You're welcome to come visit!

What materials do you use?

Almost all of our clothing is 100% high-grade cotton, but sometimes to achieve our heather look we need to use a little polyester.

Do you accept returns & exchanges?

Yes, we offer easy and simple returns / exchanges!

Will the print come off?

The print uses high-quality inks and dies that will not come off.

Do your clothes shrink?

Nope! They are true to size and will never shrink.

Fast Shipping

Get your order as soon as tommorrow!

Giftable

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Easy Returns & Exchanges

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High Quality USA Made

We use the highest quality materials, and make it right in the USA.

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